So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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