so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
