That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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