Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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