Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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