idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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