she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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