Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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