you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
