She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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