I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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