Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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