I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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