someone threw a dead crab at me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I had to cum in my sink.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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