I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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