I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Randomize
