We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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