porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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