Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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