Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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