it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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