so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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