I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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