No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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