Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The beer is more important than you right now.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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