suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think a kid would responsible me up
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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