you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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