She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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