why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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