You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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