so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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