We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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