Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
