Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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