Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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