I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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