sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
me + whiskey = a bad person
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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