Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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