hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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