so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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