He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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