I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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