just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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