it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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