I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
how does that bad decision feel?
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