Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
did i just pee glitter
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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