Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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