Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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