Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
someone owes me an orgasm
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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