Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We talked him into tasing himself.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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